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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 30.06.2025 03:59

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Everyone loved it.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

So, the docs changed it to read

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Thumbs down again.

They put up a sign reading

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Do North Koreans have access to K-Pop?

No, not a chance

So they tried

share office space ...

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Loons and Moons

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

No go.

Do you suck dicks with no reciprocation?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Hysterias & Posteriors

Minds and Behinds

Are there any men who have sex with male dogs?

No way

Nuts and Butts

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

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Next, they tried...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Still no good

I'm very sick. 72 years old. I thinking I'm losing my mind. My dead friend told me it's going to be okay. I could feel him. There is more…I don't know what but more.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

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Unacceptable again!

Freaks and Cheeks

Then came..

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Catatonics & High Colonics

Still no good.

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Just Forget it!

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Do you have any fantasies you are ashamed of?