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Last Updated: 30.06.2025 03:59

Everyone loved it.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So, the docs changed it to read
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Thumbs down again.
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Do North Koreans have access to K-Pop?
No, not a chance
So they tried
share office space ...
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Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No go.
Do you suck dicks with no reciprocation?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Minds and Behinds
Are there any men who have sex with male dogs?
No way
Nuts and Butts
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Next, they tried...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Still no good
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Unacceptable again!
Freaks and Cheeks
Then came..
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Catatonics & High Colonics
Still no good.
Just Forget it!
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.