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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

09.06.2025 03:55

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Why are the democrats keep insisting that there are more than two genders?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Analysis & Anal Cysts

No go.

Do you ever feel like you are doing good, but would do better if people hadn’t blamed you or even bothered you? I have gotten lonely, but I always am up to something (creating my destiny).

Another attempt resulted in ...

Nuts and Butts

No, not a chance

Why are black people seen as scary or a threat to some people?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Loons and Moons

Is there any truth to the claim that Kamala Harris got where she is by sleeping around, or is that just typical conservative bigotry?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Then came..

Just Forget it!

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Unacceptable again!

Catatonics & High Colonics

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Sometime ago, the Iranian Minister said that a US Navy aircraft carrier would be an easy target for 300 speed boats armed with Katyusha rocket launchers. Is this true?

So, the docs changed it to read

Freaks and Cheeks

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

How do professional musicians handle their equipment during gigs? Do they bring their own or use the venue's sound system?

Minds and Behinds

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Still no good.

I'm British and feel ashamed of the crimes of British colonialism. What should I do?

Still no good

Next, they tried...

Everyone loved it.

Why are Christians quick to say that there are a lot the gay Christians that exist NOW and use that to pretend that Christianity is just loving to gays when the last 40 years of my life they been horrible?

Hysterias & Posteriors

So they tried

No way

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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

They put up a sign reading

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Thumbs down again.

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